According to Ashley Madison "Every Single Minute a new Woman joins their website looking to have a Discreet Affair."
And "Now we GUARANTEE you WILL will find a new side salad and your current partner WON'T FIND OUT. This is completely 100% RISK FREE. The AshleyMadison Affair Guarantee."
Couple of things wrong with this Ashley, apart from the fact I had just had my lunch when your email arrived so couldn't possibly eat anything else, including the guaranteed side salad you mention.
Couple of things wrong with this Ashley, apart from the fact I had just had my lunch when your email arrived so couldn't possibly eat anything else, including the guaranteed side salad you mention.
One, my husband and I share an email Inbox so the likelihood of him FINDING OUT as you shouted to me, is QUITE HIGH and therefore NOT 100% RISK FREE, as you say.
And two, I suspect most people (and note, I am never going to be one of them) who are seeking to have a Discreet Affair would have more nous than to sign up to some random illicit email scheme where they YELL AT YOU TO GET YOUR ATTENTION and then follow it up with a TOTALLY WORTHLESS GUARANTEE THAT MEANS DIDDLY SQUAT.
Anyone joining your website with the above in mind, deserves what they get. Plus a dose of something only a repeat prescription can get rid of.
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And two, I suspect most people (and note, I am never going to be one of them) who are seeking to have a Discreet Affair would have more nous than to sign up to some random illicit email scheme where they YELL AT YOU TO GET YOUR ATTENTION and then follow it up with a TOTALLY WORTHLESS GUARANTEE THAT MEANS DIDDLY SQUAT.
Anyone joining your website with the above in mind, deserves what they get. Plus a dose of something only a repeat prescription can get rid of.
End of.
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