Monday, 6 August 2018 13:50
Skip the fact that I never applied for it, it's slightly worrying that Heinz Blare, who has just offered me a job (see the following letter), didn't notice when he and his team "scrupulously reviewed" my non-existent application, that I am in fact a girly and should be addressed as such when you are writing to one.
Therefore I immediately took umbrage when Heinz opened his email with "Dear Sir!"
But worse was to come.
It appears they have overlooked the fact that I'd make a far better Account Manager than Keith Roy - yesterday's hapless spammer who has yet to learn how to spell his own name.
They write: "This is to inform you that we have scrupulously reviewed your employment application. We cannot offer you the position of the account manager [yeah, 'cause Keith is already in it], but the vacancy of the manager of the sales area is open.
To participate in a competition for the current vacancy, please proceed to filling out a form here www.denise.in.ua/
Respectfully,
Employment Office
Heinz Blare"
So... they insult me further by not only not sacking Keith and giving me the job, but then have the gall to ask me to enter a competition for the other role available.
To be honest, at second glance Manager of the Sales Area doesn't sound such a great role, anyhoo.
It's not, afterall Manager of Sales, it's just Manager of the area where the sales are happening. So presumably, a bit of tidying the paper clips here, spot of sweeping up there, maybe emptying the bins, polishing the safe, that sort of thing.
And to be honest, the Ukraine seems a long way to commute every day, just to make the tea and rearrange a few Post-It notes, for a bunch of salesmen.
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